俗话说，活到老学到老。行走中国，感受中国各地的风土人情，中国各地方言的差距之大可能超乎您的想象。不只是您，即使是中国人本身，也很难理解掌握全国各地的口音。那么，试想，如果您来到中国，同各地的中国人用当地方言谈笑风生，该是怎样的一种快活。凭借此，您一定能在网络上积攒起超过@雷军 先生Are You Ok的人气。
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Your question is that you started to learn Chinese, and how to Zhuangbi in speaking Chinese.
What's more, you want to open Chinese market, too.
However I cant give you any suggestions about your business since my poor knowledge, let's talk about Chinese.
I think we need to see both aspects of this question. First is learning Chinese, then is
It's easy to realize that _one cant share his technique and level about Zhuangbi without a command of Chinese_.
So first is learning Chinese.
Chinese is a language which is used by the most large population in the world, and has a long history. Different from western alphabetic writing, Chinese uses every square word to express herself via the most simply and meaningfully way. The key of learning Chinese is just four words, listening, speaking, reading and writing.
However, it's quite simple for great geniuses such as you to achieve these standards.
So I suggest you these four words as your standards, speaking, learning, kidding and singing.
It's not just simple daily conversations. What I mean is the ability of mouth. You will come to China for your businiess, and you must communicate with all kinds of Chinese people in all kinds of situations, such as official statement, college speeching and debating. As a result, it's obivous of you not only to speak Chinese, but to speak well.In speak Chinese, I suggest the most effective way, tongue twister. For instance,
Ba Bai Biao Bing Pao Biao Bei Po
Ben Bei Biao Po Bing Bing Pai Pao
Pa Ba Ge Pao Ping Biao Bing Pao
Bing Biao Bing Pa Peng Pao Ge Pao
It's an old saying, live and learn. Wandering in China, feeling different cultures in every corner of China, the differences of Chinese all dialects may go beyond your imagination. Not only you, but Chinese themselves cant understand and pronounce all accents of China. Well, just imagine this, you coming to China, talking and laughing with Chinese from different areas in their own accents, how wonderful it must be! You must gain a popularity better than Leijun and his "Are You Ok" among Chinese internet users.
In fact I have mentioned, it's speaking and laughing. This requires your own personality and humor, but I trust you will take it easily.
Songs are the most effective way to express our deeply emotions. Therefore, singing Chinese songs is important, too. But you neednt worry about that. After you coming to China and doing some speeching, Chinese danmaku websites Acfun and bilibili will produce a lot of your singing and rap MV. I hope you will support them and prepare a platform for them to share.
Finally, welcome to China, you will get a long way to go.
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