Hi! Everyone,I'm Eric Cartman from south park.

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 As u know,my teacher Mr.hat became the president of United states.
 
And he will invite me to be the secretary of states.
 
Then i will fuck kyle,fuck jew,fuckhippie!
 
FUCK THEM ALL
 


 
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今天翻译没上班

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What the fucking with your matter? I'm not Mr. Hat, I AM DRUMP! FUCK U! AND FUCK OUR ENEMY! FUCK THEM ALL!

Real Eric Cartman -

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fuck u all! i'm going home!!

荷马辛普森 -

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Hello there, it's very nice to meet you, young man.

于今

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they killed kenny
you basters
screw you!

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I got two words for you:
 
Suck my dick.
 
Screw you.

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Donald J.Trump -

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The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is the domestic intelligence and security service of the United States, which simultaneously serves as the nation's prime federal law enforcement agency. Operating under the jurisdiction of the U.S. Department of Justice, the FBI is concurrently a member of the U.S. Intelligence Community and reports to both the Attorney General and the Director of National Intelligence.[2] A leading U.S. counterterrorism, counterintelligence, and criminal investigative organization, the FBI has jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of federal crimes.[3]

Although many of the FBI's functions are unique, its activities in support of national security are comparable to those of the British MI5 and the Russian FSB. Unlike the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), which has no law enforcement authority and is focused on intelligence collection overseas, the FBI is primarily a domestic agency, maintaining 56 field offices in major cities throughout the United States, and more than 400 resident agencies in lesser cities and areas across the nation. At an FBI field office, a senior-level FBI officer concurrently serves as the representative of the Director of National Intelligence.[4][5]

Despite its domestic focus, the FBI also maintains a significant international footprint, operating 60 Legal Attache (LEGAT) offices and 15 sub-offices in U.S. embassies and consulates across the globe. These overseas offices exist primarily for the purpose of coordination with foreign security services and do not usually conduct unilateral operations in the host countries.[6] The FBI can and does at times carry out secret activities overseas,[7] just as the CIA has a limited domestic function; these activities generally require coordination across government agencies.

The FBI was established in 1908 as the Bureau of Investigation (BOI). Its name was changed to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in 1935. The FBI headquarters is the J. Edgar Hoover Building, located in Washington, D.C.

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Fuck you, eric!! Fuck your mother and your father, oh shit, who is your father? You fucking fatherless child, asshole, fat ass, and mother fucker!! I guess you like sucking your own asshole and say "yummy". Fuck you, fuck your country, you stupid son of bitch. 

P.A.M.Dirac

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