如何写出一篇最装逼的劳动教养小结

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弗拉基米尔·普京 -

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来自:肖申克的救赎 自己翻译
MAN #1 Your file says you've served forty years of a life sentence. You feel you've been rehabilitated? 
 Red doesn't answer. Just stares off. Seconds tick by. The parole board exchanges glances. Somebody clears his throat. 
MAN #1  Shall I repeat the question? 
RED  I heard you. Rehabilitated. Let's see now. You know, come to think of it, I have no idea what that means. 
MAN #2Well, it means you're ready to rejoin society as a-- 
RED I know what you think it means. Me, I think it's a made-up word, a poli- tician's word. A word so young fellas like you can wear a suit and tie and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did? 
MAN g2 Well...are you? 
RED Not a day goes by I don't feel regret, and not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on myself the way I was...stupid kid who did that terrible crime...wish I could talk sense to him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left, and I have to live with that. (beat) Rehabilitated? That's a bullshit word, so you just go on ahead and stamp that form there, sonny, and stop wasting my damn time. Truth is, I don't give a shit. 

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谢邀。
同意普京大帝的肖申克救赎的引用。
这逼格,无人能敌

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